Here we have the eleven most wanted wankers:
At number 1 we have Alex Ferguson
Ferguson is at number 1 for his persistant and pathetic excuses after EVERY match.
In his corny accent he always gives the viewers on TV a piece of shit about why they lost,
or IF they won why they could have been better. What a WANKER.
At number 2 we have Peter Schmeichel
Schmeichel is at number 2 for his moaning at his defenders. Every time a shot is taken
anywhere near to the goal mouth he always has a moan at them.
This piece of Danish should have been on our plates with eggs years ago
At number 3 we have Roy Keane
Keane is at number 3 because he is not worthy enough to be at #1 or #2 because Ferguson and
Schmeichel are bigger wankers. This Irish twat is a fouling git and needs to learn to be a footballer
At number 4 we have Denis Irwin
Irwin is at number 4
for his crap football. Not quite as much of a fouling git as Keane, but close.
Deny this picture as a foul then
At number 5 we have Phil Neville
P.Neville is at number 5 because he can't play football.
Some sad bastard (probably Ferguson) decided to bring in 2 brothers who are
shite at football and here's the first.
As you can see, he's such a wanker he's trying to do it on the pitch...
At number 6 we have David Beckham
Beckham is at number 6
for his crap style of football. He should be higher than #6 for his RED card in the World cup in France.
If it weren't for Beckham we might have 2 world cups for England
Here we see Beckham's wrist in action proving his place in the wankers page...
At number 7 we have Teddy Sheringham
Sheringham is at number 7because he's another wanker
With a name like Teddy he shouldn't have made it past 5-a-side footy!
Here we see the man persuing a new career as the new superman...
At number 8 we have Gary Neville
G.Neville is at number 8for the same reason as his brother, but at least this
one can kick a football (once a season though).
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At number 10 we have ??
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